The name of this purse should be PTA Meeting Purse. That is one sure way to get through those meetings. However, after sobering, I'd be afraid to learn about all the things I volunteered to do under the influence. You'd very carefully have to weigh the pros and cons - wine purse vs. no wine purse. (I'm leaning towards purse.)
The wine purse pin led me to these glasses, which are just as awesome. Start with the wine, flip it over, and end with some shots.
I didn't even know where to pin these Pinteresting finds. I don't have a "holy heck that's stupefying" board, so I settled for Clever.